Here is what I will do with my life:

I will be a person who spends all of her time studying and when I am too worn out or brain dead from too much studying, I will work out or do things to make myself look better even though that is very vain. For working out, I will run constantly and lift light weights to become super toned. As for making myself look better, I will spend time at the malls looking for extremely cute pieces. I will browse many stores and look at everything and analyze everything very carefully to make sure that I only buy the cutest fashions that look great on me. This includes clothes, shoes, and accessories. Even though I am broke, I will just use my debit card which has a credit card attached, and at the beginning of next semester I will take out a large educational loan to pay it off and then I will pay the loan off when I get out of school. This may sound very irresponsible and unfeasible, but life is short and I will only be young and cute for a short time so I want to make sure that I look good. Once I get my master's degree, I will start working part time at Sonic next to my house on the weekends. This should help me out a little. Okay maybe I won't spend money. I am feeling guilty as I write this. I guess I will just ask my dad if he will please buy me these cute clothes. I just feel so guilty asking him for anything nowadays because I am late in getting my masters and he is using it to make me feel guilty whenever I do anything outside of studying. Oh well. If he ever tells me to my face that I should already have my masters I will say to him "LOOK AT MY BROTHER. LOOK AT HIM! IF YOU KEEP SAYING THAT I AM GOING TO QUIT SCHOOL. I SWEAR I AM GOING TO QUIT SCHOOL. I AM ONLY A SEMESTER LATE AND THE PROGRAM IS VERY HARD, IT IS NOT LIKE I CAN TAKE CLASSES AND PASS OR FAIL. EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON MY EXPERIMENTS AND I HAVE A STUPID PROJECT THAT INVOLVES VERY DIFFICULT THINGS." Anyway so yes, I will shop very carefully for extremely cute pieces of clothing and I will ask my dad to buy them for me. Anyway, I will never chase after a boy again. I will remain on AIM but I will not be the one IMing people. They will IM me first. I will never do the chasing. I will be the chased. So there. That is my life. I will not diet. I will eat anything. It will be okay because during my free time I will work out a lot. So, in summary, I will be a bookworm who is always studying inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry, biophysical chemistry, biochemistry, the Bible, and scientific research papers and working on my master's project, and in my spare time I will work out and I will shop for the most adorable and amazing clothes, shoes, accessories and makeup, and I will never IM a boy again. I will let him do the initiating. That is going to be my life.